Frasier (TV Series)

The Gift Horse (1997)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Niles walks in and sees Roz and Frasier kissing] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, Niles. You know, this isn't what it looks like. You see, her ex-boyfriend was just...

  [as she keeps nuzzling him] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, just stop that!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Please, no explanation necessary. I assume that at the next meeting of Seattle's "Haven't Kissed Roz Club," it will just be me and the Archbishop.

  Roz Doyle : I'll save you the club dues.

  Dr. Niles Crane : What-?

  [Roz kisses Niles and exits] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Everyone kisses better than Maris!

• [Roz enters the cafe] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, good morning, Roz.

  Roz Doyle : Good morning.

  [she grabs Frasier and kisses him. He wrestles free] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What the hell was that?

  Roz Doyle : [looks behind her]  Oh, shoot! He's not even here!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Who?

  Roz Doyle : Do you remember that guy who dumped me last month? I thought he was right behind me. I just wanted him to see me with another guy so he'd know how completely over him I am.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Good idea, Roz. If that doesn't work, why don't we get married and have some children, that will really fix his wagon.