Martin Crane: Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. The other son is jealous. Yep, life is good.
Daphne Crane: I'm Daphne, Niles's wife.
Alistair Burke: [sarcastically] No.
Dr. Niles Crane: We're expecting.
Alistair Burke: Can't say I was
Servant: Shall I fire up the hot tub, sir?
Alistair Burke: Absolutely.
Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm afraid I don't have a bathing suit.
Alistair Burke: Then, you'll fit right in.
Dr. Frasier Crane: I've had gay friends before!
Dr. Niles Crane: Not ones that think you're gay too!