Frasier (TV Series)

The Devil & Dr. Phil (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : But surely you don't intend to let the promise of wealth and exposure lure you into her bed.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's not gonna come to that. It's all about the dance. It's all about the possibility of sex, the promise that's never delivered that keeps them tantalized. One only needs to know how not to cross the line.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Excuse me, but didn't you sleep with her once?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that's how I know where the line is.

• Dr. Niles Crane : I think I figured it out: Bebe wants to have sex with a human male to bring about the Apocalypse.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Perhaps. But here's my theory: Bebe's had a thing for me for years. This, coupled with the fact that control is an aphrodisiac for her, it's not surprising to find that she hopes to parlay her advantage into a sexual conquest.

  Dr. Niles Crane : But surely you don't intend to let the promise of wealth and exposure lure you into her bed.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It's not gonna come to that. It's all about the dance. It's all about the possibility of sex, the promise that's never delivered that keeps them tantalized. One only needs to know how not to cross the line.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Excuse me, but didn't you sleep with her once?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that's how I know where the line is. I almost feel sorry for her. Just another helpless woman suffering from an unslakable thirst for...

  [together with Niles] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Crane!