Frasier (TV Series)

The Bad Son (2000)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Martin Crane : You could have told me we were stopping here when we left for the game.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If you'd known that, you never would have agreed to come.

  Martin Crane : Well, you didn't have to trick me. I mean, I would never do anything like that to you.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It seems someone is forgetting sending Niles and me off to Boy Scout Camp to earn our opera badges.

• [Frasier enters the apartment soaking wet, and with a shredded umbrella] 

  Martin Crane : Wow. Frasier, what happened?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home. Which splashed me! And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour!

  Dr. Niles Crane : [aghast]  You went *six months* without changing your pollen filter?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : So you're suggesting that I go crawling back to Dad, beg him to let me take him to the basketball game, use him to meet a pretty girl, and sit through a sport I loathe.

  Dr. Niles Crane : All right, I see your point.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right.

  [gets up] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Dad?

• [Frasier regrets not speaking with a pretty woman he saw on the bus, but recalls overhearing where she works] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well then, what are you waiting for? Seize the day! You think I got together with Daphne by just sitting around? Take a chapter from *my* book.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Exactly what chapter would that be?

  Dr. Niles Crane : ...The last chapter.