"Frasier" The Ann Who Came to Dinner (TV Episode 2004) - John Mahoney as Martin Crane

Martin Crane : If you want to beat her to death with one of her crutches I can show you how to make it look like an accident.
[standing at the side of the road, after being pulled over]

Dr. Niles Crane : We don't have time for this, we have to get to the bridge!

Policeman : According to her tracking device, your wife is in this vehicle.

Dr. Niles Crane : But that's absurd!

Daphne Moon : [annoyed] And she's his *ex*-wife!

[sound of doors slamming]

Martin Crane : Oh no, the press is here!

Policeman : Open the trunk, sir.

Dr. Niles Crane : Please, please, there's an item of a very personal nature in there, so if you could just keep the media back...

Policeman : [drawing his gun] Now!

[Niles opens the trunk, the policeman rummages inside]

Dr. Niles Crane : See? No Maris. Oh, careful, careful, that's what I didn't want you to...!

[the policeman reveals the painting]

Martin Crane : Oh, jeez.

Policeman : What the hell is that?

Dr. Niles Crane : It's Pan, the satyr. A minor god of mischief, debauchery, and fornication.

Daphne Moon : [fondly] That's what our son would look like if I were a goat!
Policeman : [on the patrol car's loudspeaker] Pull over immediately.

Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, you're a cop, what do we do?

Martin Crane : Pull over immediately.
Martin Crane : Hi, Fraizh.

Dr. Frasier Crane : Hi, Dad. What have you got there?

Martin Crane : I made a sandwich with some of your cold chicken in there.

Dr. Frasier Crane : Also known as quail.

John Mahoney: Martin Crane