An anonymous person leaves an expensive gift in Frasier's squash bag, with a note pleading for a second chance. Thinking he has a secret admirer, Frasier excitedly calls a host of old girlfriends, in spite of the fact that he's already in a promising new relationship with Nancy, a former co-worker. A second gift arrives, and it turns out the woman is Maris. Dr. Schenkman has dumped her, and she wants Niles back. Frasier finds out the truth, but too late; a string of return messages arrives in the middle of his date, destroying his relationship with Nancy. Niles tells Maris their marriage is over for good, and she vows to bleed him penniless in their divorce proceedings. Written by
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[Niles opens a box and pulls shredded paper aside. There is a small ring box which he opens. The only thing inside is a coin. He picks up the card and reads...
Roses are red, your heart is fickle. When I'm through with you... all you'll have left is this nickel.
Oh, God... she's going to ruin me.
Dr. Frasier Crane
No, no, Niles, maybe she's bluffing. You know, once she's signed the financial settlement...
[picking up the paper
She's not bluffing. This IS the financial settlement.
When the title "Frasier" (in orange) and the usual silhouette of Seattle are on screen, several lights are being lit in the "windows" of the buildings. See more
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more