[about the beluga caviar costing $100 per ounce]
Dr. Frasier Crane: Isn't that rather a lot to pay?
Robert: To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.
Dr. Niles Crane: [upon tasting Petyr's Beluga caviar] It's like being kissed by a lusty mermaid!