Frasier (TV Series)
Love Bites Dog (1996)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Roz : She plays chess, she loves your show, and I know this sort of thing doesn't matter to people like you, but I've seen her in the shower at the gym and...
Frasier : Oh please.
[walks out]
Roz : she has a body that makes Bo Derek look like Bo Diddley.
Frasier : [pokes his head back in] A chess player, did you say?
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Roz : Her name is Sharon. She's five-seven...
Frasier : Oh Roz, I'm not interested.
Roz : But she's an incredible person. She's smart, she's funny, she's a former pro-golfer. She just hasn't met the right guy.
Frasier : A woman golfer. Are we quite certain there is a right guy?
Roz : She dates men.
Frasier : Not this one.
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Roz : Oh my God. It's in love!
Bulldog : Last night for the first time in my life I actually said those three little words: "stay for breakfast."
Frasier : You had sex with Sharon?
Bulldog : Doc, please! We "made love." You know what? I gotta call her.
[picks up the phone]
Bulldog : No, wait. No, I gotta play hard to get.
[slams phone down]
Bulldog : But I miss the sound of her voice. I'm calling her.
[picks up phone]
Bulldog : No, wait. It's too needy. Chicks hate that.
[puts phone down]
Bulldog : I shouldn't call her. But I want to!
[picks up phone before putting it down again]
Bulldog : Doc, what should I do?
Frasier : [bewildered] Don't ask me, I don't even know who you are!
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Roz : Okay, here goes. I have this friend and I think you two would really hit it off.
Frasier : And you were wondering if I might meet her for a drink, which might lead to dinner, and then after that who knows where?
Roz : Yes, exactly.
Frasier : [suddenly gets concerned] Ooh, oh Roz. Do you hear that?
Roz : What?
Frasier : If you listen very carefully, you can actually hear my skin crawling!