Frasier:
You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he told all of his friends that Lilith is an alien.
Martin:
Seems as good an explanation as any!
Frasier:
He also told them that she wears her hair in a bun to hide the third eye in the back of her head.
Roz:
How did Lilith find out?
Frasier:
Well, apparently she was driving him and Toby to a Junior Mensa meeting, she looked in the rearview mirror and saw that they were making faces at the other cars. So, never have the words "*I* can see you!" caused so much screaming and wetting of pants!
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