- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, I think it's high time that you and I got together outside of the workplace. So, there's a little club downtown that I go to. How would you like to join me tomorrow for a little massage, a little steam, huh? What do you say?
- Kenny Daly: Are you kidding? I'm front and center with a fistful of singles!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Kenny, it's not that kind of club.
- Kenny Daly: Oh... fives?
- Daphne Moon: Nobody likes going to the doctor, except me brother, Michael. He'd start getting undressed in the car, and mind you that was just the dentist.
- Daphne Moon: [about her brother Michael] That's how he supported himself after school, volunteering for all kinds of medical experiments, trying all kinds of hormones.
- [leaves room]
- Martin Crane: Do you think she's finished?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Wait for it.
- Daphne Moon: [returns] One year, he grew little boobies.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after Frasier has decided to become his own agent] Well, for one, I'll do what Bebe couldn't do: I'll get Kenny to boost the advertising budget for our show.
- Roz Doyle: Yeah, but you already asked him that and he said no.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, that was Dr. Frasier Crane asking. Now, it's Agent Crane - licensed to charm.
- Martin Crane: [Martin flashed his badge to get Niles out of a traffic ticket] I got news for you. You didn't make an illegal left turn. That's a buddy of mine. I set the whole thing up to get you to write me my prescription.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I got news for you: I just drew you a picture of a dog.