Frasier (TV Series)

High Crane Drifter (1996)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne : [to Frasier]  I want you to know that your assertiveness inspired me. For weeks now, some louse has been removing my wet clothes from the washer and leaving them on the table in a soggy mess. This morning, I decided to get my revenge. So I took off my new red panties and I popped them in with his whites.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Bravo, Daphne. Good for you. God, I wish I'd been there.

  Frasier : Daphne, don't you think you were overreacting just a bit?

  Daphne : Absolutely not. Those were my panties and I wasn't afraid to use them!

  [Niles bites down on his fist] 

• Daphne : That's his own music he's listening to, you know. His name is Freddie Chainsaw.

  Frasier : [Mockingly impressed]  Chainsaw? Of the Newport Chainsaws?

• [Frasier's upstairs neighbor is playing his own loud rock music] 

  Frasier : How does an arrested adolescent who barely knows two chords get a penthouse?

  Daphne : His last album sold five million copies.

  Frasier : I'll just add that to my list of reasons to die.