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"Frasier" Goodnight, Seattle: Part 1 (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Dr. Frasier Crane: [regarding Daphne's mumbling brother, Stephen] Do you have any idea what he's saying?

Dr. Niles Crane: Not a word. Apparently Stephen was dropped as a child.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I thought the mumbler was Michael.

Dr. Niles Crane: He was dropped on Michael. The idea that our son might take after them is making me crazy!

Dr. Frasier Crane: Now Niles, just remember, those hearty Crane genes are in there, too.

Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, please. Those Moon genes have probably beaten our genes up and stolen their lunch money!

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[Bebe tells him she's found a prime offer with another station]

Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, it's very tempting, Bebe, but I'm very happy here in Seattle. I don't want to leave.

Bebe Glazer: Darling, it's San Francisco! Do you know what life is like there for a good-looking straight man? You'll be like a Snickers bar at a fat camp!

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Martin Crane: Ronee! While we're young!

Ronee Lawrence: Too late!

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Dr. Frasier Crane: All right, that's it! I want you all out of here! And I do not mean a leisurely exit, I mean a break-neck, trampling-each-other, this-theatre's-on-fire stampede!

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Dr. Frasier Crane: [playing Scrabble] Because it's not a word.

Charlotte: Yes, it is.

Dr. Frasier Crane: No, it's not.

Charlotte: Yes, it is.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Use it in a sentence.

Charlotte: "Her grandmother's bed was warm and... quilty."

Dr. Frasier Crane: And why is she lying there? Because she's feeling all "befevered" again?

Charlotte: [smiling sweetly] Could I borrow your "F"? I've got a little message for you.

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