Frasier (TV Series)
Frasier-Lite (2004)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Martin Crane : What happened to your wrist?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, uh, she rolled over in her sleep and pinned me again. I even saw it coming this time, like the big rock in that Indiana Jones movie.
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Martin Crane : Shamu jump the tank again?
Dr. Niles Crane : Fortunately, I moisturized right before bed, so I squirted out like a watermelon seed.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [after watching Eddie's pigeon fall down to his neighbour's awning] Don't you die! I love you, you tough old bird! Not you, Mrs Cunningham.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I've decided to rededicate myself to this diet. The team is captained by my old high school nemesis, Wayne Shafter.
Dr. Niles Crane : [Gasps] Which one was he?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Big neck, dead eyed, snapped your PBS umbrella.