Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier's Imaginary Friend (1997)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Well, you heard the same message I did. He wanted to do something spur of the moment, so he jumped on a plane.

  Dr. Niles Crane : That's not exactly like him, to board a plane without reservations, luggage... slumber mask.

• Daphne Moon : I think you two are just being awful, I've never known Dr. Crane to tell a lie.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Actually, this is not without precedent. When he was ten, he forged letters from Leonard Bernstein and told everyone they were pen pals.

  Martin Crane : Oh, yeah.

  Dr. Niles Crane : He'd come bounding up the stairs, "Got another one from Lenny"! We were all agog until Mr. Bernstein wrote that his Broadway debut was "Candide" when everyone knows that it was "On The Town." That's when we knew it was a fake.

  Martin Crane : The sloppy kid lettering was also a clue!

• Dr. Niles Crane : As you may recall, Dad, he was relieved that once and for all he could give up the charade.

  Martin Crane : Char-ade.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Charade.