I'm bringing Grammy Moon's famous plum duff. It's a still flour pudding boiled in a cloth bag.
Who gets to lick the bag?
No. You see, Grammy Moon had a secret ingredient. She'd soak it for hours in rum, then ignite it in a blinding flash. As soon as she came out of the kitchen with no eyebrows, we knew dessert was ready.
[She moves towards the door, stepping over the Santa mat
You know, to this day the smell of burning hair puts me in the holiday spirit. Bye, Merry Christmas.
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more