Frasier and Niles share a table at a busy Cafe Nervosa with two women, Beth Armstrong and Laura Paris. The women are kitchen designers which the Crane boys find just fascinating. It leads to them going out on a double date and when Martin is unable to use a mountain cabin he's rented for the weekend, the four of them decide to go. The men fret over the sleeping arrangements to the point that neurotic Niles can't do anything until he gets the okay from Maris. It all drives Frasier crazy and ruins the weekend. Written by
Did You Know?
The title is from "Two for the Seesaw", a play written by William Gibson
. The original Broadway production opened at the Booth Theater in New York on January 16, 1958, ran for 750 performances and was nominated for the 1958 Tony Award for the Best Play. See more
Niles, I can't take this anymore.
These women are as inscrutable as sphinxes.
Yes. All we've gotten here are the most veiled, cloaked, cryptic messages. Can't they just give us one clear signal?
Well, I'm off to bed. Niles, are you coming?
[exits to bedroom
[missing the implication
Curse these infernal riddles!
When the title "Frasier" and the usual silhouette of Seattle are on screen, several lights are being lit in the "windows" of the buildings. See more
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more