This world would be a happier place if everybody would remember two little words: people stink.
I'm sorry, but that's just a little cynical for me. I don't want to go through life thinking the worst of people. I prefer to think of them as basically good and decent.
[into the phone
Yes, I am here. But, you know, I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a speech right now, so you'll have to hold.
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more