Sherry: I just love making people laugh. I think humor is like medicine.
Niles: [aside] Oh, we must be in the placebo group.
Daphne Moon: [to Sherry] You know, I keep meaning to ask, what's that lovely perfume you're wearing?
Frasier: Yes, I've been wondering that myself.
Sherry: It's called Milady's Boudoir. You wouldn't believe what a bargain it is. For a hundred bucks, I can buy enough to drown myself in.
Niles: [to Frasier] I've got 60.
Roz: [to Sherry] What is that perfume you're wearing?
Frasier: Yes, I've been wondering that too.
Sherry: 'Madame Boudoir'. It's really good. For 100 bucks, I can drown myself in it.
Niles: I have 60.
Frasier: You old fraud!
Martin Crane: What?
Frasier: You made her think she'd broken your heart.
Martin Crane: Well, of course I did. If a woman breaks up with you, you have to act sad. It's only polite.
Frasier: Polite? My God, Dad, guilt is a very destructive emotion...
Martin Crane: Ah, spare me the Ivy League bull. There ain't a dame alive who wouldn't rather break a guy's heart than think she hadn't even made a dent in it. I may not have been to Harvard, but I have been to the College of Love.
Frasier: Apparently on a Spillane Fellowship!
Sherry: My mom always used to say to me, "Honey, the only way to get over someone is to get under someone."