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"Frasier" Crock Tales (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Roz: How's your new girlfriend?

Frasier: I allowed her to climb to the first base camp on Mount Crane and I believe she's feeling the effects of the altitude.

Roz: Is one of them nausea? Cause I'm getting that right now.

Daphne: Dr. Crane, I know what you're going to do!

Niles: You do?

Daphne: Not you, Dr. Crane, Dr. Crane! And you can't fire me, because I quit!

Frasier: What?

Daphne: After all I've done to save you money! I'm washing my face with dish soap while you're out buying imported bath salts like a big rich girl! I hope you rot in debtors' prison!

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[on the Fourth of July, Frasier looks at his balcony rail]

Frasier: Wait a minute. Is my bunting a-droop? It's supposed to drape evenly. Oh, for God's sakes.

Daphne: You're not going to send me back to the Space Needle with binoculars and a walkie-talkie again, are you?

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Frasier: Niles, will you please stop being so morose? It is Thanksgiving.

Niles: Oh, you're right! I should count my blessings: I'm in the midst of a bitter divorce. Maris is freezing my assets, forcing me to live in the Shangri-La, which is the devil's own apartment complex. Where, last night, they turned off my heat, re-freezing my assets.

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[Locked out on Frasier's balcony before a Fourth of July parade]

Roz: This sucks, I don't even have my cell phone. Don't you have your cell phone, Frasier?

Frasier: Roz, I'm Uncle Sam, I don't have a cell phone. I shouldn't even have this zipper.

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Frasier: [referring to Niles's sex life] You know the "S.S. Ain't Gettin' Any"? Man overboard!

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Frasier: All I said to Maris was, "Why the long face?"

Niles: Yes, and now, thanks to you, she's on the phone to her chin grinder in Zurich.

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Daphne: [Speaking about sex with Niles] ... and just when I thought I'd worn him out, he flips me over like a griddle cake and we were off again! I tell you he's spoiled me for any other man.

Roz: Niles? Frasier's brother Niles?

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