[Frasier is appalled at his caller, Marco, saying he doesn't want to commit to his girlfriend "in case somebody better comes along."
Tell me listeners, what is it with guys like that? Hey Roz, you've been around the block a few times. You ever run into a guy like Marco?
Oh, they're all Marcos. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Marco.
Come on. I mean, if that were so, then no-one would be having a relationship.
Well, I'm not. My sister's not. None of my friends are. I've seen the ...
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
Written by Bruce Miller
and Darryl Phinnessee
Performed by Kelsey Grammer See more