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"Frasier" And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 2 (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Daphne Moon: Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?

Dr. Niles Crane: Well...

Dr. Frasier Crane: If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her dignity intact.

Daphne Moon: [takes Niles's hand] And what about Niles' dignity?

Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, Maris got that in the divorce.

[laughing]

Dr. Frasier Crane: Sorry, Niles.

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[Frasier has offered to take Daphne out to get her mind off her troubles, but she has declined]

Dr. Frasier Crane: Sure you won't change your mind?

Daphne Moon: Positive.

[Simon comes back from walking Eddie]

Simon Moon: Hello! We've just finished our daily constitutional, with young Edward here dropping a few amendments along the way. So what's on the docket for tonight then?

Daphne Moon: All I want is a quiet evening at home.

Simon Moon: Oh, Stilts, you and I are of one mind. I'll hoist a beer while you get dinner started. And then when our bellies are full and you've done the dishes, we will adjourn to the Winnebago, where Mr. Jean-Claude Van Damme, the "Muscles From Brussels" will ply his trade against the forces of evil.

Dr. Frasier Crane: Ready at eight?

Daphne Moon: Make it seven-thirty.

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[on the way to the Natural History Museum]

Dr. Niles Crane: Why do you like Pygmies so much?

Martin Crane: They're short and they blow darts. What's not to like?

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[forced to make a toast at Niles and Mel's "wedding reception."]

Dr. Frasier Crane: Love... is an awesome force. It can make us do things we never imagined possible. For you see, we don't actually choose love, it chooses us. And once it has, we are powerless to do anything about it. Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses with me in toasting my brother, and the love of his life. For she is truly the woman of his dreams, and my father and I could not be more thrilled with his choice. To the happy couple!

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Dr. Niles Crane: So where you from?

Daphne Moon: Manchester, England.

Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, my. Big family?

Daphne Moon: Hideously. And you?

Dr. Niles Crane: I'm from a small mountain village in Tibet.

[She laughs]

Dr. Niles Crane: Tenzing Norgay used to carry me to school.

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