"The Big Prize" contest promises prizes viewers never knew they wanted. A commercial advertises a school for "Lady Cops." Guest Pat Carroll joins Hans Conried to take calls from the show's strange viewers. The rules of "Fractured Flickers" scouting are detailed. The "Hollywood Low-Down" chronicles shenanigans on the set of Kentucky Feldman's newest movie. On "Saturday Night at the Sundae," hundreds of jerks compete in the soda jerking contest. Written by
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Stay tuned for a half-hour of excitement, thrills, drama and glorious entertainment. But first, here's "Fractured Flickers."