The Flintstones (TV Series)
This Is Your Lifesaver (1962)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
Quotes
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Betty Rubble : [playing badminton with Monty] You know Wilma? Monty's right, the boys oughtta take us out more.
[Wilma returns Monty's serve with no effort]
Badminton Bird : Say, that was a good one!
Betty Rubble : Of course Barney always says he's tired.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred too. But they're never too tired to go bowling.
[Betty returns Monty's return with no effort, something they take turns doing through the entire conversation]
Badminton Bird : Keen return!
Betty Rubble : And even if they were too tired to dance, they could take us to a concert sometime and just sit and listen.
Wilma Flintstone : Fred gets tired if he sits too long, he says.
[hits the bird]
Badminton Bird : Your point. Bravo!
Betty Rubble : [getting irritated] And what's wrong with taking us out to dinner once in a while?
[hits the bird with a vengeance]
Badminton Bird : OUCH!
Wilma Flintstone : Fred doesn't like to dress up. He says it looks funny.
[hits the bird]
Badminton Bird : Hey, that smarts!
Betty Rubble : Men. What about those ridiculous lodge uniforms?
[hits the bird again]
Betty Rubble : Now cut that out!
Wilma Flintstone : Why don't we take us out to dinner tonight?
[hits the bird]
Betty Rubble : They'll say they're too pooped.
[hits the bird]
Wilma Flintstone : They're twenty years younger than Monty. And look how peppy he is.
Betty Rubble : I bet Monty would take us out.
Wilma Flintstone : Yeah. If Fred gave him the money.
[hits the bird again]
Badminton Bird : Come on lady, watch it!
Betty Rubble : Why bother asking them? Let's just plan to go out to dinner tonight without them!
[hits the bird again]
Wilma Flintstone : Sure! Who needs them?
Badminton Bird : Who needs this? Goodbye!
[flies away]
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Wilma Flintstone : It's late. I've got your rocking chair made up for you.
Fred Flintstone : Thanks, Wilma. The mystery guest asleep already?
Wilma Flintstone : He left an early call for 11:30 a.m. He's got to get to work early...
Fred Flintstone : [excitedly] What?
Wilma Flintstone : On a new crossword puzzle.
Fred Flintstone : I got a couple of cross words for him.
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Wilma Flintstone : You know, Betty and I were thinking, Fred, and we think Monty is becoming a lot of trouble.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah.
Wilma Flintstone : Something else. I don't want to upset you, but we think Monty is a confidence man.
Fred Flintstone : No!
Wilma Flintstone : Yep. And we bet that if you had let him jump off that bridge, he wouldn't have jumped off that bridge if you hadn't pushed him. And we think Monty thinks you think you owe him a living because you think you saved his miserable life.
Fred Flintstone : I think you're right.
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Fred Flintstone : Where'd you and Betty go? Did you have a nice time?
Wilma Flintstone : Awful. We missed you boys. I'm sorry we ran out on you.
Fred Flintstone : Really? Well, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Wilma Flintstone : I don't remember your yelling at me.
Fred Flintstone : Well, you weren't here, but I did.
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Fred Flintstone : Wilma, where's the sport section of the newspaper?
Wilma Flintstone : I think Mr. Gypsum took it.
[next day]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, where's the last bottle of Rocky Cola I was saving?
Wilma Flintstone : I think Montague took it.
[next day]
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, where's that magazine I was reading?
Wilma Flintstone : I think Monty took it.
[next day]
Fred Flintstone : Oh, Wilma, where's that bottle of rat poison?
Wilma Flintstone : Fred, you can't!
Fred Flintstone : WELL, HE'S TAKEN EVERYTHING ELSE!