The Flintstones (TV Series)

This Is Your Lifesaver (1962)

Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble

Quotes 

• Betty Rubble : [playing badminton with Monty]  You know Wilma? Monty's right, the boys oughtta take us out more.

  [Wilma returns Monty's serve with no effort] 

  Badminton Bird : Say, that was a good one!

  Betty Rubble : Of course Barney always says he's tired.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred too. But they're never too tired to go bowling.

  [Betty returns Monty's return with no effort, something they take turns doing through the entire conversation] 

  Badminton Bird : Keen return!

  Betty Rubble : And even if they were too tired to dance, they could take us to a concert sometime and just sit and listen.

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred gets tired if he sits too long, he says.

  [hits the bird] 

  Badminton Bird : Your point. Bravo!

  Betty Rubble : [getting irritated]  And what's wrong with taking us out to dinner once in a while?

  [hits the bird with a vengeance] 

  Badminton Bird : OUCH!

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred doesn't like to dress up. He says it looks funny.

  [hits the bird] 

  Badminton Bird : Hey, that smarts!

  Betty Rubble : Men. What about those ridiculous lodge uniforms?

  [hits the bird again] 

  Betty Rubble : Now cut that out!

  Wilma Flintstone : Why don't we take us out to dinner tonight?

  [hits the bird] 

  Betty Rubble : They'll say they're too pooped.

  [hits the bird] 

  Wilma Flintstone : They're twenty years younger than Monty. And look how peppy he is.

  Betty Rubble : I bet Monty would take us out.

  Wilma Flintstone : Yeah. If Fred gave him the money.

  [hits the bird again] 

  Badminton Bird : Come on lady, watch it!

  Betty Rubble : Why bother asking them? Let's just plan to go out to dinner tonight without them!

  [hits the bird again] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Sure! Who needs them?

  Badminton Bird : Who needs this? Goodbye!

  [flies away]