The Flintstones (TV Series)
Fred's Monkeyshines (1963)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
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Quotes
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Wilma Flintstone : So you see, Fred doesn't know he's wearing the wrong glasses, and everything is out of focus.
Barney Rubble : Yeah, but there's nothing to worry about, Wilma. What could happen to him?
Betty Rubble : That's right, Wilma. After all, he's at the circus. How could he possibly get into trouble?
Wilma Flintstone : Remember? We're talking about Fred Flintstone.
Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble : He'll find a way.
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[while watching Fred jump on a trampoline outside]
Barney Rubble : I don't care what anybody says, elephants don't fly, therefore it has to be Fred.
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Barney Rubble : [pacing] My name is Barney Rubble. I am not seeing things. I live at 224 Rocky Way.
Betty Rubble : Barney, what's wrong?
Barney Rubble : Pebbles does not look like a monkey.
Betty Rubble : What?
[Wilma comes out with Pebbles]
Wilma Flintstone : Barney, where's Fred?
Barney Rubble : He just left, Wilma. He went to the circus with a monkey.
[notices Pebbles]
Barney Rubble : He... Wilma, that wasn't Pebbles! That was a monkey!
Betty Rubble : Wilma, do you know what he's talking about?
Wilma Flintstone : No, but never mind. We've got to find Fred and take off his glasses. We'll have to use your car, Barney.
Barney Rubble : Ooh! Ooh! I wasn't seeing things! I'm okay!
Betty Rubble : Somebody tell ME what's happening. I'm confused!
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Barney Rubble : Yes, sirree, Fred, those glasses do something for you.
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, I do look distinguished, don't I?
Barney Rubble : You sure do. At last, I can distinguish you from an elephant.
Fred Flintstone : [sarcastically] Say, Barn, that's real funny. You should come with us to the circus. There's a spot for you.
Barney Rubble : Uh, yeah. Like in the big tent with the clowns?
[Barney laughs and dances funny]
Fred Flintstone : No, like in the cage with the other hyenas.
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Wilma Flintstone : Where's Fred?
Barney Rubble : He's taking a nap.
Wilma Flintstone : Well, get him and we'll eat!