- Wilma Flintstone: Now, try not to hit the fence this morning. Your judgment of distance has been very bad lately.
- Fred Flintstone: Why don't you go back to bed and leave the driving to me? "Just don't hit the fence." Oh, boy. I happened to nick the fence yesterday. I'll never hear the end of it.
- [Fred drives off and accidentally crashes into the fence]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred! Are you all right?
- Fred Flintstone: Yeah, I'm all right, and I hope you're satisfied with what you've done.
- Wilma Flintstone: [rushes to Fred] What did I do?
- Fred Flintstone: You jinxed me, that's what you did. "Don't hit the fence, don't hit the fence," you tell me.
- Wilma Flintstone: [sarcastically] All right, Fred. I'm sorry I knocked the fence down.
- Fred Flintstone: Okay, but hereafter, watch it.
- Betty Rubble: Uh, Fred's leaving, Barney. Barney, what have you got on your face?
- Barney Rubble: It's a false mustache so Fred won't recognize me. Hey, uh, how do I look?
- Betty Rubble: You look like Barney wearing a false mustache.
- [Fred has a cramp in one foot and comes home hopping on one leg]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, what's the matter?
- Fred Flintstone: [sarcastically] Nothing's the matter. I just feel like hopping on one foot.
- Wilma Flintstone: This waiting is awful. I wish Barney would call.
- Betty Rubble: Well, h-he will, he will as soon as he finds Fred. Now... Now try to be calm like me.
- [the phone rings]
- Betty Rubble: THE PHONE!
- [Betty rushes over and answers the phone]
- Betty Rubble: Barney? You found Fred? It's Barney. He found Fred. Is he with another woman? He isn't with another woman.
- Wilma Flintstone: Oh, thank goodness. I was wrong.
- Betty Rubble: [on the phone] He's with TEN other women? At the Bedrock Dance Studio?
- Wilma Flintstone: WHAT?
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, sit down and eat, Fred. I'm sure you'll feel better. I fixed your favorite dish: Barbecued brontosaurus ribs.
- Fred Flintstone: No, no, I'll... I'll skip dinner. I don't feel hungry.
- Parrot: Awk! Fred Flintstone not hungry?
- [the parrot faints]