Filty gets Rich a spot reading the papers on breakfast television and, with its 4am start Rich wants to have a quiet night in playing Trivial Pursuit but Catflap drags him around a series of night clubs, so that, whilst he turns up on time to the studio Rich is thoroughly wasted and reads out a news story of his own bad behaviour before getting arrested. Written by
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Well, Mr. Filthy, I hope you're proud of yourself. Your plan to bring smut to TV-am has failed. We remain a good, clean family programme.
You really are as sweet and innocent as you look on the telly, aren't you?
Yes, I am. I'm lovely.
References Winner Takes All