Out of work for three months Rich pitches his idea for game show 'Star Golfing Secrets' to BBC head of nice entertainment Jumbo Whiffy but Whiffy tricks him into signing over the rights for two pints. Hearing that his father is dying Rich proposes to cash in on it by inviting celebrities to the funeral but when father recovers considers murder. This plan is also scotched when Rich gets a letter from his mother to explain that nobody knows who his real father is - though she does enclose an exploding birthday cake. Written by
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Where Richie is making gestures to a woman walking by, in one shot Jumbo's drink is on the table. In the next shot it's near his face, then back on the table and in the next shot Jumbo puts it on the table again. See more
Despairing of modern technology, I allowed my genius to flow through a simple, old fashioned medium. I dug out me old ballpoint.
Please Eddie, I'm not in the mood.
So you have written a nov then?
Better. I have mastered the highest and most complex art form known to man: I have perfected a game show formula.