Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (1987)

Gareth Hale: Ivor Whopper

Quotes 

• Ivor Whopper : Ladies and gentlemen, everybody's favourite mother-in-law, Molly Slocombe!

  [canned applause] 

  Molly Slocombe : Oh, you're so lovely. I'd like to show you all me pussy.

  [canned laughter] 

  Molly Slocombe : In fact, I can't think of anything nicer than having you all stroking me pussy.

  [more canned laughter] 

  Richard Rich : Oh for God's sake, love, don't milk it, that's the third time you've done that gag, and you used to do it every ep of that appalling sitcom you used to do.

  [she punches him in the face]