Vain, unemployed actor Richie Rich wakes up in bed with his sleazy minder Catflap and later they are interrupted - whilst Catflap is looking to see if Rich has a bottom rash - by a milkman they mistake for a tabloid journalist and kill. Rich's agent Filthy turns up to announce that Rich is the subject of a paternity case and, after accidentally killing more milkmen they arrive at the hospital where Rich has persuaded Catflap to impersonate him to foil the DNA test, unaware that the whole thing is a scam cooked up by Catflap and his cousin, the baby's mother, to fleece him. Having made up Rich and Carflap attempt to get rid of the corpses, running into policemen doing the same thing. Written by
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Eddie, this is the most milkman-shaped stork I have seen in my life. I would go further and posit that it's not a stork at all, but a milkman.
References The Sweeney