Vain, unemployed actor Richie Rich wakes up in bed with his sleazy minder Catflap and later they are interrupted - whilst Catflap is looking to see if Rich has a bottom rash - by a milkman they mistake for a tabloid journalist and kill. Rich's agent Filthy turns up to announce that Rich is the subject of a paternity case and, after accidentally killing more milkmen they arrive at the hospital where Rich has persuaded Catflap to impersonate him to foil the DNA test, unaware that the whole thing is a scam cooked up by Catflap and his cousin, the baby's mother, to fleece him. Having made up Rich and Carflap attempt to get rid of the corpses, running into policemen doing the same thing. Written by
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Hello, Filthy Ralph, what do you want got me any work? Listen, I'm jaded with the tired, shallow world of TV light entertainment. I yearn to thread the boards again. I fancy Shakespeare.
[listenening in on the other line
Which considering he's a bloke and dead, makes you a homosexual necrophiliac.
References Saturday Superstore