Father Ted (TV Series)

Old Grey Whistle Theft (1996)

Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire

Quotes 

• Father Dougal McGuire : God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.

  Father Ted Crilly : No... no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.

• Father Dougal McGuire : [in his dreams, where Carol Vorderman is hosting Countdown in the nude]  Keep your clothes on, Carol, I can't concentrate!