Ted is shocked to find that the island milkman Pat Mustard has been having sex with his lady customers - including possibly Mrs Doyle - and reports him to the dairy manager. As a result Pat gets sacked and Dougal takes on the delivery round as the manager trusts a man of God. A vengeful Mustard has attached a bomb to the milk float which will activate at four miles an hour and detonate if the speed then falls below four. Ted manages to save Dougal thanks to a decorative brick that Mrs Doyle has brought into the house and Pat Mustard ends up literally hoist by his own petard - and fatally so. Written by
don @ minifie-1
Did You Know?
Rather coincidentally this episode is called "Speed 3" it is in season 3 and it is episode 3. See more
When Dougal says, "I'll turn up the volume," and the truck zooms past, causing him to faint, his headphones are alternately over his eyes/behind his head. See more
Father Dougal McGuire
[after looking at a milk van
Those women were in the nip!