Father Ted Crilly:
He goes mad if I'm a minute late.
[
Father Jack is reading a newspaper called "Drink"]
Father Ted Crilly:
Father Jack, your afternoon drink.
[
Jack lowers his newspaper and is even more hairy than ever, with very long frizzy hair and a very long beard]
Father Ted Crilly:
You know you really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that "Bob Geldolf" road.
Father Dougal McGuire:
Oh Ted, that's a baaaad road.
Father Ted Crilly:
It is indeed, Dougal. And once you've gone down it, there's no coming back, as Bob himself would tell you. Ha ha ha.
[
Father Jack hits Ted on the head with his walking stick]
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