Bishop Brennan: The Kraken awakes. A reference to Tennyson's poem, where the creature is described as sleeping until something disturbs it's environment, whereupon, the Kraken attacks the disturber. Not unlike Father Jack.
Dougal: An audience with Lily Savage that's good as well. An audience with... is a program started in 1978 with Jasper Carrott and has continued to the present day with a number of major and minor celebrities having 1 hour of television devoted to them entertaining us.