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"Father Ted" Good Luck, Father Ted (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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Father Jack Hackett: How did that gobshite get on the television?

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Father Ted Crilly: So... let me get this straight. You were up on an old man, riding him around and whipping him. For an hour.

Father Dougal McGuire: Yes.

Father Ted Crilly: You realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life?

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Father Dougal McGuire: Spider-Baby- It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Tom: Father... I've killed a man.

Father Ted Crilly: Er, well, we'll talk about that later, Tom. Right now, I'm going to be on the telly!

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Father Ted Crilly: Uh... Dougal... there's uh... some shaving cream there.

Father Dougal McGuire: No, no, Ted, your grand.

Father Ted Crilly: No... on you.

Father Dougal McGuire: Oh... where exactly Ted?

Father Ted Crilly: Just there, below your ear.

Father Dougal McGuire: Here?

Father Ted Crilly: Yes and there's... uh... there's a bit more...

Father Dougal McGuire: Gone?

Father Ted Crilly: No, there's still just a tiny... Dougal, its all over the place!

Father Dougal McGuire: How on Earth did that get there?... I didn't even shave this morning!

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[Talking to Dougal at Funland]

Father Ted Crilly: You're supposed to be taking Jack for his walk.

Father Dougal McGuire: Well erm, the cliffs were closed for the day.

Father Ted Crilly: How can the cliffs be closed Dougal?

Father Dougal McGuire: OK no, it wasn't that. They were gone

Father Ted Crilly: Gone? The cliffs were gone. How could they just disappear?

Father Dougal McGuire: Erosion.

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[Pouring Jack a cup of tea]

Mrs. Doyle: Now what do you say to a cup?

Father Jack Hackett: Feck off, cup!

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Mrs Doyle: What would you say to a cup father?

[offers him a cup of tea]

Father Jack Hackett: FECK OFF, CUP!

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[Dougal is holding the front panel of a TV up to his face]

Father Jack Hackett: What's that gobshite doing on the television?

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Tom: Father! I've killed a man.

Father Ted: Er, well, we'll talk about that later, Tom. Right now, I'm going to be on the telly!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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