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"Father Ted" Escape from Victory (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

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Mrs. Doyle: Football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football, football... what you men see in it, I don't know.

[scoffs]

Mrs. Doyle: A load of men kicking a bit of leather around a field...

[laughs]

Mrs. Doyle: You men, the things you think are "great fun". Like going to the films, a load of men sitting around looking at films! And rollercoasters, a load of men in a rollercoaster going up and down on a big metal track! And sailing, a load of men in a big boat floating around in the sea! And shouting, a load of men going around shouting! And so forth.

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Father Dougal McGuire: [Dougal putting Mrs Doyle right about football] There's nothing stupid about football! And there's nothing at all stupid about the Annual All-Priests Five-a-Side over 75s Indoor Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island.

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Father Ted Crilly: More bad news, Dougal. I've just been speaking to Father Ned Fitzmorris. He tripped on a paving stone and one of his kneecaps fell off. There's no way around it... I'm going to have to put him in goal.

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Mrs. Doyle: [hesitantly, while watching football and reading from the book "Understanding football for women"] Go on... my son.

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