When Mrs Doyle injures herself Ted and Dougal do the housework and a bored Ted puts a lampshade on his head - an act interpreted as racism by a passing Chinese family. Ted gets them on side by buying them alcohol but another mishap leads to the islanders believing him to be a Nazi and so, to dispel the notion, he holds a festival to celebrate all cultures. This is successful but unfortunately a friend of his has recently died and bequeathed all his Nazi memorabilia to Ted and Mrs Doyle proudly puts it on show. Written by
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This episode was originally to air 8 March 1998, however in respect of the death of Dermot Morgan it was held back a week. See more
I hear your a racist now, Father? Should we all be racist now? What's the Church's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism.
Good for you, Father! Good for you! Somebody finally had the guts to stand up and say it! They come over here, after our jobs and our women, fecking Greeks!
It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!
I'm not after the Chinese! I'm not a racist!
I don't care so long as I can have a go at the Greeks!...
Kung Fu Fighting
Written by'Carl Douglas (I)'
Performed by Carl Douglas See more