Captain Biallar Crais: Freeze. You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one... tough noogies. You can make ONE phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple-5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?
John Crichton: No
Captain Biallar Crais: Then I can't arrest you!
Captain Biallar Crais: I like your style, hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer, theft of police property, illegal possession of a firearm, five counts of attempted murder. That comes to 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, check or credit card?
General Ka D'Argo: John, I really need to just unburden myself on you.
John Crichton: What?
General Ka D'Argo: Well, lately I've been thinking about you in a very different way.
John Crichton: Uh huh.
General Ka D'Argo: Mmm hmmm, and I was wondering if you would mind participating with me in a little Luxan bonding ritual. Here's the thing okay? What we need are some chains, uh, my Qualta blade, just a little squirt of lutra oil and- Oh! Chiana.
John Crichton: Chiana?
General Ka D'Argo: Yeah, she wants to watch.
John Crichton: Oh, no.
General Ka D'Argo: Oh, yes.
Captain Bialar Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one - tough noogies! You can make one phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976 - Triple 5 - "LOVE"! DO YOU UUDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I HAVE EXPLAINED THEM TO YOU? WELL DO YOU, PUNK?
John Crichton: No...
Captain Bialar Crais: THEN I CAN'T ARREST YOU!