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"Farscape" Mind the Baby (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Ka D'Argo: As John once said, 'I would rather go down on a swing.'

John Crichton: Swinging. You wanna go down swinging.

Ka D'Argo: Swinging.

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[playing Rock, Paper, Scissors]

John Crichton: Again?

Ka D'Argo: Yeah.

John Crichton: One, two, three.

[John throws paper, D'Argo throws rock]

Ka D'Argo: [laughs] Again, I win.

John Crichton: No, I win. Paper wraps rock.

Ka D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.

John Crichton: It does. Paper beats rock.

Ka D'Argo: Rock rips through paper.

John Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.

Ka D'Argo: That's unrealistic.

John Crichton: Well, it's the rules. And it's not suppose to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining.

Ka D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining.

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Ka D'Argo: You look after her while I go and break Crais' neck.

John Crichton: D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now, I'm going.

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John Crichton: You wanna have a mid-life crisis? Fine. That- Just... ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel, but you do not get to keep the Porsche.

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Dominar Rygel XVI: May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.

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John Crichton: Sparky. How's my favorite Hynerian?

[Rygel can't speak]

Ka D'Argo: Even I am pleased to see you.

[Rygel continues choking]

Ka D'Argo: Are, uh, are you not well?

John Crichton: You got a frog in your throat? You need a Hynerian Hymlich?

[does Hymlich on Rygel]

Dominar Rygel XVI: Fine! I'll be fine.

[sees Aeryn and starts again]

Dominar Rygel XVI: Slight case of the intons.

John Crichton: What?

Officer Aeryn Sun: It's a Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions.

John Crichton: [laughing] I didn't know you had strong emotions in you, Sparky.

Ka D'Argo: Other than, uh, greed of course.

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Chiana: Eat.

Dominar Rygel XVI: I can't eat.

Chiana: What, you... you can't eat? Any fever? Or dizziness? Or secreations that are even abnormal for you?

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