ill go with the boring first part story line. Some lady who is a oppressed secertary in a big perfume company who gets no credit , treated like a piece of meat , etc gets her own office at fantasy island. I forgot to find out who actress is but i swear her voice is the voice of that LIndsy Nagel on the Simpsons, the one that coined the word "zork". anyhow she is harassed by that big mustached guy who was her boss. he seemed sexist and they talked about corporate bathrooms and such. He mentioned something about her butt and the next few scenes never showed her butt that had me curious and then i forgot. hope i didn't delete the DVR. SO she gets a hot male assistant, i want to say its the Remington Steele guy but i could be totally wrong. he gets sexism thrown at him too. She pours liquid in a potential investors crotch (and he just sits there, totally fake) and some other crap happens but the predictable comes in the end. Tattoo had a nice quote " her words and mouth don't match". its very deep i don't remember why, I'm at the tail end of drinking beer. I also have in my notes something about the Gremlins 2 movie once again being of value here.
the next part was AWESOME. Anytime you watch a fantasy island and the setting is a old house with linens over the furniture, you know its going to be good. So this guy is worried that he has dreams he kills his wife with an Axe and this dad from GOod TImes looking black guy is laughing and giving him the Axe. then it turns out his family has a history of killing their wife's on the first hour of their 50hth birthday (something the bride should find out or at least the guy before marriage regardless if his dad died in a auto accident at age 38 before the curse could take effect). So they are looking around this house of cobwebs and rats and the JOhn Amos guy has his Axe and laughs evilly a lot (but doesn't use it to kill rats) and talk about butchering the chickens and laughing even more talking about his party he will be hosting. Then later on, and this is how you know a episode is good is when i video record a part, and the wife walks and sees the people all dressed like pounce DE Leon feasting and then a dead rotten lady comes at her with a bloody rose and hucks it at her. good stuff. then it keeps happening and the john Amos gives the guy the Axe and hes stupid enough to take it. Im rambling, it was really awesome and i didn't even mention the skull faced women.
Half meh, half super awesome. no one goes to Fantasy island IMD site to decide to watch it or not, you already did and you know what i was saying about hte awesomeness of that second part.
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