So its a Charo Episode. I'd like it know for the record that all i know about Charo is she goes Goochy Goochy Goo and wiggles her boobs and was on Hollywood Squares a lot in the late 80's. I recently learned a few months ago looking up another episode she was in , that she was a big thing in the late 70's but got over exposed. So in this episode , she looked horrible and was pregnant and was to give surrogate birth for another couple. things i found odd were she didn't drink cause she was pregnant (didn't know they knew that back then) her nose looked Michael Jackson-ish, She still found a way to have a scene playing a Spanish guitar and she somehow had money to pay for fantasy (maybe they explained it, I was drinking beer and watching Its a Mad Mad Mad world previously). I also noticed the mother who couldn't give birth spoke British accent. I never noted but has every visitor to fantasy island been American or no accent? hmmmm.. so anyhow it was a stupid story line and they go at the end when she gives birth "did you forget, this is a fantasy of what would happen if you give birth" so i guess shes cool with giving away the kid and going through labor again at a later date. so Do over. The husband looked like this bartender Jeff i knew, total jerk, got mad when you ordered something cause he had to do something.
Anyhow , other story was just confusing. Unlike Charo, some guy had not enough money to pay for a fantasy but wanted a chic i think. But first to pay off his fantasy he had to do something, i think it was judging a Queen of Fantasy Island show. So first he meets these two guys who Rourke tells him they have fantasies as well and for his payment he has to help them. i was like Oh no , but then the men started describing women they wanted. I was like " oh good this isn't going how i was fearing". So then there was this mannequin and a block of marble. and somehow they were turned into women. As expected the mannequin turned into a blond and the block of marble a brunette. So the two guys make out with them and are really happy but the other guy is sad.
SO the sad guy finds out his ex fiancée is on the island. they talk, shes with some dude she left him for, hes mad she poses naked, shes like its cool , hes like its not, they fight. then the blond who used to be a mannequin , or was it hte ex marble block, goes up to him and seriously flirts with him. that makes his ex jealous and thus she likes him. but hes still a jerk cause he didn't like her posing nude for magazines and artists.
So he goes to his bungalow and the brown haired ex marble wall is there and she s on his bed and looks so hot. I m just like yelling "Do her, your on fantasy island" and he gives in and makes out with her, i think he did her though the scene cutting makes it unclear. Then hes with the Blond but shes dancing and that was lamer than a brunette on your bed. Then he gets slapped in one of the cheesiest slaps and reactions i ever seen, then his ex really wants him but still wants to pose, then the boyfriend of one of those chicks flashes a gun saying he wants her to win the Queen of Fantasy island contest, a highly sought after award that is presented in front of 30 people. then he picks his ex to win and is shown the other 2 ex mannequin and marble chicks who don't seem to care cause as Rourke says, they in love with those guys. I thought it seemed more like they were drunk and just didn't care but i digress.
Anyhow for whatever reason, those two guys went to fantasy island, got their dream girls who were manufactured out of mannequins and marble blocks and no problem, with help from a guy who couldn't afford it , and with a lady who was having a surrogate baby who had a choice of do that and support family or live your own life.
it is good this was the last episode.
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