- Alex P. Keaton: Hey, Suzie - how's the diet coming?
- Alex P. Keaton: [to his father] She's down to 107 pounds.
- Steven Keaton: When she hits a hundred, sell.
- Skippy Handelman: You and the lovely Mallory are gonna transform me into something wonderful.
- Mallory Keaton: Skippy, it's only a haircut - it's not a magic trick.