Bushwhacker Luke: Me and me brother, we hate cops!
Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night!
Bushwhacker Luke: 'Cause they couldn't catch her till then!
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [after pulling his underpants out of his jeans] Sir, would you do me the honor of autographing my boxer shorts?
Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, Everything was Going Just fine, until You Blabbed that I was a cop.