Carl - embroiled in a dispute with Urkel's father - has a dream about he, his family and Urkel living in the Old West. There, the dispute over a compost heap - this time, with Two-Gun Urkel, the most annoying gunslinger in the West - grows heated and results in a shoot-out. Urkel loses, and everyone refuses to accept Carl's plea for forgiveness. Written by
Brian Rathjen <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
Why can't the West have simpler rules, like "no smoking in elevators"?
What's an elevator?
It's a real fast way to get upstairs.
For me, it's cash.
Lyrics by Pamela Eells & Sally Lapiduss
Music by John E Oliver & Lou Forestieri
Performed by Telma Hopkins See more