- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months.
- Laura Lee Winslow: But Steve...
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Ok, you talked me into it.
- [Steve goes to answer the door]
- Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate.