Family Matters (TV Series)
Boxcar Blues (1990)
Jaleel White: Steve Urkel
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Quotes
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Carl : I needed a good laugh.
Steve Urkel : You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories?
Carl : Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh?
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Steve Urkel : Honest, Eddo. I'm telling the truth. It's a scientific fact: rats just can't vomit.
Eddie Winslow : Steve, who cares?
Steve Urkel : A guy sitting in front of a rat on a roller coaster.
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Carl : I'm going to shoot the lock off.
Steve Urkel : [gestures to the cattle on the car] Uh Carl, does the word *stampede* mean anything to you?
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Carl : Steve, I told you to stay in the car!
Steve Urkel : Well you were gone a long time, and the human bladder can only hold 14 ounces.