Family Matters (TV Series)

Boxcar Blues (1990)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

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Quotes 

• Carl : I needed a good laugh.

  Steve Urkel : You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories?

  Carl : Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh?

• Carl : I'm going to shoot the lock off.

  Steve Urkel : [gestures to the cattle on the car]  Uh Carl, does the word *stampede* mean anything to you?

• Carl : Steve, I told you to stay in the car!

  Steve Urkel : Well you were gone a long time, and the human bladder can only hold 14 ounces.