Eddie Winslow: [at the frat party] Steve, why are you wearing a toga?
Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? For that matter... why isn't everybody?
Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity... and all it cost you was your best friend.
Eddie Winslow: Steve told you?
Laura Lee Winslow: He didn't need to. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber.