After hearing about the good jobs his friends' lawyers and accountants are doing, Peter becomes fixated on the idea of Jews as mathematical and legal geniuses. Hoping to give Chris a chance for a better future than he can provide as a Catholic, Peter decides to have his son convert to Judaism at a quickie Las Vegas Bar Mitzvah in order to turn him smart. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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The episode eventually did air on Fox, but with the following change: in the song "I Need a Jew," Peter says, referring to Jews, "I don't think they killed my Lord," instead of the original line, "Even though they killed my Lord." See more
Upon the arrival in Las Vegas, the MGM Grand and Luxor (pyramid) hotel/casino are shown to be on the same side of the road and relatively close to one another. In actuality these hotel/casinos are on opposite sides of the street from one another, and even then there is a major intersection between them. See more
[on the phone
Mother, you know how I hate asking for money. But... mother, Peter's an excellent provider. No, mother, I do not think I'd be better off married to a chimp.
I Need A Jew
Performed by Seth MacFarlane See more