After hearing about the good jobs his friends' lawyers and accountants are doing, Peter becomes fixated on the idea of Jews as mathematical and legal geniuses. Hoping to give Chris a chance for a better future than he can provide as a Catholic, Peter decides to have his son convert to Judaism at a quickie Las Vegas Bar Mitzvah in order to turn him smart. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
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voices both Luke Skywalker, who he played in the original Star Wars movies and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke's Jedi mentor, who was originally played by Alec Guinness. See more
Upon the arrival in Las Vegas, the MGM Grand and Luxor (pyramid) hotel/casino are shown to be on the same side of the road and relatively close to one another. In actuality these hotel/casinos are on opposite sides of the street from one another, and even then there is a major intersection between them. See more
Hello. My car broke down. Can I use your phone?
Now my troubles are all through/I have a Jew.
I Need A Jew
Performed by Seth MacFarlane See more