After hearing about the good jobs his friends' lawyers and accountants are doing, Peter becomes fixated on the idea of Jews as mathematical and legal geniuses. Hoping to give Chris a chance for a better future than he can provide as a Catholic, Peter decides to have his son convert to Judaism at a quickie Las Vegas Bar Mitzvah in order to turn him smart. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Originally Season 2 Episode 5, released as Season 3 Episode 22 (finale) See more
Peter and Chris are already in Las Vegas, waiting in line at the Bar Mitzvah Chapel when Lois learns where they've gone. She makes the two-day drive to Nevada and runs three miles to Las Vegas while they're still waiting. See more
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
I Need A Jew
Performed by Seth MacFarlane See more