Brian falls for an African-American teacher at Chris' high school, and tries to impress her by pushing to have the school renamed from James Woods High to Martin Luther King, Jr. High. Peter, not wanting to see the name changed, brings James Woods himself to speak at the school board meeting. Things go further than expected, however, when Woods takes Brian's place in the household as Peter's best friend and the family pet. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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cutaway, when Captain Picard makes fun of Lt. Worf's forehead ridges, Data laughs along with the rest of the crew. But as established on "TNG", while Data understands the basic concept of humor, its practical application is one of humanity's idiosyncrasies that constantly eludes him. See more
So, Brian, you ready to go play some darts at the Clam?
Oh, sorry, Peter, I can't make it tonight. I have a date.
[in surprise, Peter spits out his milk all over Meg
But you were supposed to drive tonight! What am I supposed to do? If I drive, I'll have to have a bunch of drinks first, because I am very self-conscious about my driving.
Oh, you've got a date. What's his name? HA! Do you see? Do you see that? Do you see what I did? I made it seem as though you were a homosexual. That's funny...
References The West Wing
I Have James Woods
(parody of "You Two")
Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman
and Robert B. Sherman
Parody lyrics by Danny Smith
Performed by Seth MacFarlane
and James Woods See more