Brian falls for an African-American teacher at Chris' high school, and tries to impress her by pushing to have the school renamed from James Woods High to Martin Luther King, Jr. High. Peter, not wanting to see the name changed, brings James Woods himself to speak at the school board meeting. Things go further than expected, however, when Woods takes Brian's place in the household as Peter's best friend and the family pet. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
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When James Woods is speaking at the podium, there's a woman directly behind him that has no pupils. See more
Want some corn?
[Brian reaches into the bag, but withdraws when his paw becomes sticky with a viscous substance
What kind of corn is this?
Creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don't like the corn they have here, it's too crunchy.
I Have James Woods
(parody of "You Two")
Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman
and Robert B. Sherman
Parody lyrics by Danny Smith
Performed by Seth MacFarlane
and James Woods See more