Brian falls for an African-American teacher at Chris' high school, and tries to impress her by pushing to have the school renamed from James Woods High to Martin Luther King, Jr. High. Peter, not wanting to see the name changed, brings James Woods himself to speak at the school board meeting. Things go further than expected, however, when Woods takes Brian's place in the household as Peter's best friend and the family pet. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <email@example.com>
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In the Star Trek: The Next Generation
cutaway, when Captain Picard makes fun of Lt. Worf's forehead ridges, Data laughs along with the rest of the crew. But as established on "TNG", while Data understands the basic concept of humor, its practical application is one of humanity's idiosyncrasies that constantly eludes him. See more
[sat in the audience of a Miss USA Pageant, trying to pick up contestants as they walk on stage; first girl approaches
Hey! How's it going? I'm Peter. You wanna go out sometime? Maybe you got a Saturday night free?
[first girl walks away
Yeah, you know what? To hell with you, then. Yeah, go to hell. Go to hell.
[second girl approaches
Hey! I'm Peter. What do you say you and me go get a couple of beers? Maybe we could - -
[second girl walks away
Oh, fine! You know what? You got mosquito-bite ...
I Have James Woods
(parody of "You Two")
Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman
and Robert B. Sherman
Parody lyrics by Danny Smith
Performed by Seth MacFarlane
and James Woods See more